Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
• When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
• Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.
• Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
• Do you have any attributes quirks sensitivities abilities etc that you've come to learn most people don't experience? E.g. dream with subtext or experience de ja vu regularly or know you experience life very differently from those around you etc?
• Defense Department signs OpenAI for $200 million 'frontier AI' pilot project - theregister.com
• I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
• Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com
• 'Kindness isn't a weakness,' Steve Carell tells Northwestern grads at commencement - Chicago Sun-Times
• How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
• Two Alternatives For A Potential $5,000 Monthly Income - Seeking Alpha
• What is the worst thing your sibling has done?