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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Final Fantasy Tactics is at long-last getting a remaster for Xbox and PC, and its got a release date - Windows Central

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This Is The Most Underrated Supplement That Actually Supports Men's Health - MindBodyGreen

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

What to grow with dahlias – 5 suggestions for a beautiful and thriving display, including fragrant herbs and pollinator-friendly flowers - Homes and Gardens

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Internal document shows how UnitedHealth executives prepared to tamp down investor unrest - statnews.com

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

With ‘Ballerina’ Falling Short at the Box Office, ‘John Wick’ May Finally Be Getting Stretched Too Thin - IndieWire

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

What is one thing you've learned from life?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Country music star suffers onstage medical event, hospitalized - AL.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

DF Weekly: Why would Microsoft "sideline" its next generation handheld? - Eurogamer

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors